The rhetorical answer

moonwalking into jail because you‘re a smooth criminal.

A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

The awkward moment when a midget tries a yo-yo.

Every time my girl does laundry and I’m missing a sock, I always assume that sneaky bastard Swiper took it.

Whats the difference between a knife and a girls argument?… . .. … The knife has a point!

I said to a fat girl today, “You’re a big girl!” She replied, “Tell me something I don’t know.” I said, “Salad tastes good.